Warning: The sight you are about to see might shock and disturb some of you. Viewer discretion advised.
Just kidding.

There are no words. (PHOTO CREDIT: Katie Rumbaugh)
What is this, you might ask?
This is a CUPCAKE. On the GROUND.
My friend Katie and I were wandering through the southern part of heaven last Friday, when our progress was stopped by the aforementioned cupcake.
How could someone do this, you might ask? I don’t have an answer for you.

Reaction: shock. (PHOTO CREDIT: Katie Rumbaugh)
So, some ground rules:
There is a five-second rule for cupcakes. Always.
Especially cupcakes from a specialized, expensive bakery (which is in proximity to the location of the cupcake).
Show some respect, people. Eat your cupcake with the respect it deserves. Seated. Without the risk of catastrophe.
Let’s take a moment of silence for this cupcake.
(Moment over? Check this out for some laughs.)
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